Ha!  You mean every commercial airline pilot is not blind and bi-polar?  Sure would’ve explained my last red-eye flight to LAX!  The delays, the “we’re flying around some weather to find smoother air” but hitting even more severe turbulence, the narrow-ass seats that “recline”, seat cushion as a “personal flotation device” (which sounds sexual), luggage fee higher than my ticket price (did my bags get first-class seats?), disembarking at the wrong gate, etc. etc. etc.

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