Ah, so Bono has glaucoma. You know what that means! MEDICAL MARIJUANA!! Next U2 record is gonna sound real different!!! Two words: stoner rock.

Bono: Edge, put down that Explorer and get out your Les Paul and plug it into the CryBaby.
Edge: but, Bono, I … I don’t own a Les Paul.
Bono: are you shitting me? You own every make and model guitar known to mankind, plus every effect pedal ever made.
Edge: sorry Bono no Les Paul no can-do.
Bono: you’re fired! TREY!! get over here and plug-in, daddy’s ready to jam …
Edge (under his breath, walking away): he doesn’t own one either …

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