I hate it when I’m not judged by the content of my character.  I also hate it when I’m judge by the color of my skin: being white, people assume I’m successful when I’m really quite a loser. Actually I hate being judged period.  The only metric I rank high on is sarcasm/humor quotient, and the UN Int’l Scale of Procrastination.  And dog ownership, I’m a kick-ass dog owner. #beatmyselfup