Life is like a box of chocolates. You’ll nom nom nom and burp.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You’d prefer a dozen roses.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The inside of the lid tells you exactly what you’ll get.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The ingredients are listed on the bottom.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The horror … the horror.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Oh the humanity!

Life is like a box of chocolates.  We’re gonna need a bigger box.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You’re diabetic and have nut allergies.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You get drafted and fight in the Vietnam War.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It’s half price after Valentine’s Day.

Life is like a box of chocolates. If you’re a dentist.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You’re trying to lose weight.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Indigenous peoples were exploited in its production.

 

 

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